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Compilation Of Hilarious Jokes

1. After losing a fight then you get home and start imagining all the “kung fu” you could have done to beat the person 😭😭😭

2. Was excited to go to my friend’s wedding next week till I checked the tfare from Lagos-Enugu😱 I just remembered she offended me in JSS2💁

3. During harmattan seasons, when you shake hands with some people, you start wondering whether they walk with their palm 😂😂

4. Someone said if Morata and Lukaku marry, they will miss the wedding. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5. Your Mum or sister Will beg You To assist Unhooking Her “Bra”, You’ll Be Doing Like Snail😬😬,

But When it’s “Bae”, You suddenly becomes Fast And Furious part 8 😕😑😦Bros, Just tell me why ur hell fire will not have a suya stand?? 😟😂😂

6. When you see Beautiful Girls every where but you can’t say hello cos your spiritual Wife haff lock u inside bottle.

7. An african man who doesn’t spit immediately after urinating is a witch🤣😅Wizdom will not kill me… 😂

8. No matter how broke a guy is, money for abortion will always come out from nowhere if he impregnates an ugly girl.

9. There are 2 thoughts in a girl’s mind when they want to visit a guy for the first time. “I will not have sex with him” & “let me shave, just in case”😂😂😂😂😂

10. If I’m eating and I mistakenly tell you ” come and Join me”, pls I beg you wit God…..don’t come…….I was joking…..😭

11. But there are actually Angels on earth. They don’t have wings, they have big breasts .
Dont insult me biko, am not feeling fine… 🏃🏽😎

12. After receiving so much beating from your mom, you start thinking if she’s your biological mom. Or you have a real mom somewhere. But she won’t tell you yet…😂😒

13. This life sef, So easy to lose focus😕😕😕 One minute you are determined to save money at all cost. The next minute you are buying Suya saying “I cannot Kill Myself 😂…

14. In 2018 if you decide to go through your man’s phone, don’t check if he’s cheating just go to his banking app and send yourself money. Stop being stupid.

15. You are renting a 1 room and you come here on Facebook and post stuff like; “Having breakfast in bed” like you have a choice….


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