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Nigerian rapper, Falz in his usual funny Yoruba accent addressed the issue of artiste heaping praises on yahoo boiz and fraudsters in their song.
He stated that songs like these which is mostly common among indigenous artiste is slowly destroying Nigeria’s future.
In his own words;
“ You are an entertainer, in a position as a role model to younger ones, and in your music record you are singing and greeting all the yahoo boys, all the fraudsters, you are calling their name personally, you are hailing them… Calling them, hailing wire wire, all of these make them believe that it is good and it is not. You are destroying our future.
Pls stop it”.

12 facts I'm sire you did actually know


*1.* Any food you consume after 8 P.M. everyday is equally a
poison to your body?

*2.* If you can follow the water therapy for 3 months religiously, your skin, your body and your organs begins to function well?

*3.* Do you know Breakfast is the most important meal of the
day; If you must skip any meal, it shouldn't be breakfast?

*4.* Do you know too much red meat is very dangerous to your health?

*5.* Do you know people who smile always live longer, look younger and are more healthier than their counterparts who do not?

 You can use the most expensive cream on your body; you can take the best care of your body, but *HONEY* with *BANANA* can make your skin glow, make it look good and make people ask you the kind of cream you are using.

*6.* For every bottle of soft drink you consume, you have just taken 9cubes of sugar, and it takes 7 days for it to wash off your body; men increase their likelihood of having a heart attack by 20 percent.

*7.* Fried meat is …

The classes of people you meet in the bus while travelling

*THE BADDEST CLASS :Male or female this are the people who dress up like going to a bash, cute jeans, nice phone , glasses, etc. They have their earpiece glued to their ears and their hands glued to their phones throughout the journey. They only raise their heads when there is a bump on the road, or a loud noise. **THE SLEEPERS GROUP:
They are further divided into three groups
(i) The real sleepers: They sleep throughout the entire journey. They start to sleep at the garage and only wake up at the destination garage. It is as if they have an alarm on their body telling them when they get to the garage.
(ii) The semi-sleepers: This one's sleep and wake up intermittently asking for where the bus is currently. They can be annoying, because they can ask over 50 times in a journey of two hours. It is either they forgot their alarm at home or they don't have and they don't want to woken at the terminal.
(iii) The dozers: This one's dozes every five minutes and usually lands …

Pictures which children that have lied to their parents can relate to.

1. How they look at you when you are making your explanation. 2.How you feel thinking they have fallen for the lie.
3. 3.After your professionally composed lie, what still happens

Just before you use the word 'DOPE'

It is so appalling that in NIGERIA, we always use things, words, acts that we don't know the origin of. An example of this is the word 'DOPE'. The only recorded meanings are in relations to drugs, paints, and A STUPID PERSON. So unless you want to talk about the above, you can use other words to substitute for pics(which it is constantly used for nowadays). Words like nice, awesome, cool, good, excellent could be used in place of 'DOPE'. so when next you want to use the word 'DOPE' please  remember

8 pictures people who had their friends as class captains can relate to

1. When you hear that he is chosen as class captain 2. When somebody tries to oppose him 
3. After he is installed, how you start mentioning the people that worked against him 4. When he writes their name in noise makers,  the rush to go and submit  5. The day he writes your name in noise maker too, and the betrayal dawns on you  6  How your classmates react to the situation 
7. After your punishment and he tells you he is sorry 8. When he asks you 'can we still be friends'

Ouchh!!!!! This hurts

That moment you were feeling fly, and that crazy person slams you

Who says answering exam questions are not simple

Just take a look at the sharp and easy answer to the question asked.