1. After losing a fight then you get home and start imagining all the “kung fu” you could have done to beat the person 😭😭😭
2. Was excited to go to my friend’s wedding next week till I checked the tfare from Lagos-Enugu😱 I just remembered she offended me in JSS2💁
3. During harmattan seasons, when you shake hands with some people, you start wondering whether they walk with their palm 😂😂
4. Someone said if Morata and Lukaku marry, they will miss the wedding. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5. Your Mum or sister Will beg You To assist Unhooking Her “Bra”, You’ll Be Doing Like Snail😬😬,
But When it’s “Bae”, You suddenly becomes Fast And Furious part 8 😕😑😦Bros, Just tell me why ur hell fire will not have a suya stand?? 😟😂😂
6. When you see Beautiful Girls every where but you can’t say hello cos your spiritual Wife haff lock u inside bottle.
#Fadalurd🙆🏽🙆🏽🙆🏽
7. An african man who doesn’t spit immediately after urinating is a witch🤣😅Wizdom will not kill me… 😂
8. No matter how broke a guy is, money for abortion will always come out from nowhere if he impregnates an ugly girl.
😂😂😂
9. There are 2 thoughts in a girl’s mind when they want to visit a guy for the first time. “I will not have sex with him” & “let me shave, just in case”😂😂😂😂😂
10. If I’m eating and I mistakenly tell you ” come and Join me”, pls I beg you wit God…..don’t come…….I was joking…..😭
11. But there are actually Angels on earth. They don’t have wings, they have big breasts .
Dont insult me biko, am not feeling fine… 🏃🏽😎
12. After receiving so much beating from your mom, you start thinking if she’s your biological mom. Or you have a real mom somewhere. But she won’t tell you yet…😂😒
13. This life sef, So easy to lose focus😕😕😕 One minute you are determined to save money at all cost. The next minute you are buying Suya saying “I cannot Kill Myself 😂…
14. In 2018 if you decide to go through your man’s phone, don’t check if he’s cheating just go to his banking app and send yourself money. Stop being stupid.
👀👀👀
15. You are renting a 1 room and you come here on Facebook and post stuff like; “Having breakfast in bed” like you have a choice….
Lol
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