The classes of people you meet in the bus while travelling

*THE BADDEST CLASS :

Male or female this are the people who dress up like going to a bash, cute jeans, nice phone , glasses, etc. They have their earpiece glued to their ears and their hands glued to their phones throughout the journey. They only raise their heads when there is a bump on the road, or a loud noise.

**THE SLEEPERS GROUP:
They are further divided into three groups
(i) The real sleepers: They sleep throughout the entire journey. They start to sleep at the garage and only wake up at the destination garage. It is as if they have an alarm on their body telling them when they get to the garage.
(ii) The semi-sleepers: This one's sleep and wake up intermittently asking for where the bus is currently. They can be annoying, because they can ask over 50 times in a journey of two hours. It is either they forgot their alarm at home or they don't have and they don't want to woken at the terminal.
(iii) The dozers: This one's dozes every five minutes and usually lands his head on your shoulders. Very annoying. NB: ALL CATEGORIES IN THIS SLEEPERS LIKE TO SIT CLOSE TO THE WINDOWS.

**THE BIG MAN/WOMAN:
Receives over 60 calls in a journey of three (3) hours. And all calls are about money. Only God knows how true the calls are.

****THE QUIET GUYS:

This ones don't use earpiece and don't operate a phone but remain silent throughout the journey.

*****THE OVER ALERT/OBO/OVER CAREFUL GROUP:

At any small contact with someone's body they give such a person a bad look and they behave like their daddy is bill gates (for their mind) and they must not have contact with people around because they are dirty, and they will be stained or catch diseases from them.

******THE TALKATIVE/ABUSIVE GROUP :

This one's can talk to a grave and the dead person there will rise. They make comments over everything, they know all the stories, they abuse other road users, the government and sometimes the bus driver over any mistake. They can even talk to a 4 months old baby like the baby understands what they are saying.

******* THE OVER CURIOUS PEOPLE:

This one's are the most annoying they look over everyone's shoulder, peeping to see what people are typing, and can even put their eyes in your phone if care is not taken. They shake their head if they hear someone calling someone and telling the person "I LOVE YOU" especially if it is a youth. They also get shocked if they see you chatting with someone amd you type "I LOVE YOU ". The kind of people in this class are mainly Old people you can't tell not to peer again.

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